monsterMOUSY

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

a-greek-goddess:

People getting shit about liking attention…
Like, excuuuuuse me for enjoying when people tell me I’m pretty.
How rude of me
.

enchantedtomeety0u:

linxyxx:

I couldn’t have said it better. 

One of the best things I’ve ever seen

enchantedtomeety0u:

linxyxx:

I couldn’t have said it better. 

One of the best things I’ve ever seen

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

i am only too much because you are inadequate.

fyeahsailormoon:

puellapeanut:

Here’s to 22 years of fighting evil by moonlight, and winning fans by daylight.

Sailor Moon

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

i hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

pandaofmanyfandoms:

I CANT BREATHE

This whole movie was one giant pun

nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.